I Love The Way Gain Makes My Clothes Smell

Mmmm Its Soooo Soo Soooo Good!
I dont mind paying $7 for detergent that makes my sheets smell like this!
I wish this was happening to be though. I hate the fact that hot bitches arent coming up to me complimenting me on my folding!
ugh. Im sitting here, with my dog doing laundry how fun is that! Thank God I get Wi-Fi! Another thing I love And I cant live with out is Wi-Fi...and Gain! yuppp They make the world such a happy place!

UFFIE!

My newest music indulgence is Uffie. Her music is pretty insane. I been had her on my itunes but I never have time to really listen so I basically googled her. Shes originally from Miami and lives in France. Her BF DJ Feadz makes these ill beats and she drops in with the electronic vocals. She played at Coachella this past weekend also was featured in Justice's TTHHEE PPAARRTTYY.
check her out. http://www.myspace.com/uffie

& its 6:10PM.

I told myself I was going to do laundry. But instead I sit home and watch Oprah and play with make up!Hah!
So I've been depressed lately well since I couldn't do shit this weekend bc of bomb threats on planes and not having pet sitters! I love my babies but I can't do shit bc I have no one to take care of them. So newhoo I have about 5 piles of clothes all around the place and Rusty needs a bath. But for the past hour I was playing with make up for like ever! And I have noticed how much I love red lipstick. My mom says I look like a whore but IDC! RED LIPSTICK IS THE SHIT! Newhoo the weather is depressing the hell out of me! I cant do shit. I've been up and down craigslist looking for apartments. I Cant Find SHIT! & my mind is all scattered.

So newhoo I want to watch 30 Days Of Night. But Im alone and I'm afraid to watch it. I know I'm a big pussy oh well. Newhoo Its raining . . . And I'm deleting some youtube videos and Yeahh I came across this one.

Can you guess what he's doing?

BTW I'll prob be at Cielo Tonight with My Deranged Lesbian Cousin.
Shes a slut But she like the ay I party. Well Alot Of PPL Do!

LMFAO

LMAO.

HAHHH.
THIS BOY
HAS ME CRACKING UP EVERY FUCKING SECOND!

LMAO.
NO TROY U WILL NEVER GET LA-LA-LA-LA-LAAAHHH!

I'm Feeling This Song...

Wayyy To Muchhhhh.

What I'm Loving Right Now

VS Pink Sweat Pants!
Hah I Know i Use To Rock Back In The Day My Senior Year Era.
But They Are Sooo Comfyyyy

& Dominican Ice Cream!
$1 Each Where: A Bodega Near You

Rock The Bells!

Ahh The Line Up Has Been Announced
Sunday July 27th Location TBA!

I Cant Wait!
The Line Up looks Good!

Oh Today Today Today.

So again. I cant stop cleaning I'm addicted to shit that kills 99.9% of germs. This week has been so crazy, I've become a housewife literally. It kinda sucks but in a good way I like to walk around bare footed in the house so I've been mopping and everything. Also does anyone know how I can put shine to marble floors? I went to Restoration Hardware and bought shit for the floor but its not working. So ideas and tricks will be appreciated.
So my mother hasn't been feeling well. She went to the hospital to get some chest pains checked out shes been having lately. I mean shes still her regular self. Always on her phone handling business as usual. I give her alot of credit though. She got out around 6pm and already doing her thing, Go Ma! But yeah I'ma stick around make sure everything goes well around the casa. On a bad note Isha has a fever so I have to make sure my little sister feels better. I love her she mad funny. She has to be the only 12 year old with the mentality of a 23 year old, and she has a little smart mouth. But yes thats my little sister the only innocence in my eyes in this cruel fucked up world.



So for those who know me, I am a perv. I probably think about sex just as much as a man. Hah. Go ahead say it! I Dont Give Two Fucks! Well I love listening to details and lately I've been reading this little blog on NY MAG's Website. Its call the Daily Intel, and I think its like the best thing ever created. I get to keep up with everything thats going around in the tri-state to these awesome sex stories!
lmao. Every week someone's sex story gets put in the blog, but they are anonymous Its amazing bc it goes into details! This week it was about 20 year old fashion student. Hah! and it was funny so make sure to check it out.

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Fun Today

So for all you Bettie Page fans, today is her 85th birthday. Thats one thing that gets me pissed off. Girls that take that image to far. I mean yes there are some girls that make it look adorable and know how to play it off very well. But some girls think its cute to dress up in things that dont suit their bodies the right way.

Anyways today was my day off. I had fun. My good friend came over and we went to visit my other good friend at work then went to the mall. She has her side labret pierced so she needed new jewelry. So she picked up a loop and a reg labret.
after that we came home and played Wii.
Dont askbut we're horrible at it!





I made pasta today and i have this sink full of dishes to clean. Ugh! I love to cook but and I get complimented a lot on my cooking. And I mean when u come from different backgrounds you do learn how to make different types of dishes. But I can never eat what I make. Is it me? Or are other people like me? IDK! My current project is making creme brulee.
I know it may sound funny but I love the kitchen. I bought the little burner too and little cups at Williams-Sonoma. GO AHEAD CALL ME A NERD!

So any who I'm planning a field trip for my friends and I. When I mean friends I mean my queens whom I love to much. Its true a girl can never have enough gay friends. Me I probably have about 3 good girl friends then the rest are all gay men.
So yeah I define Fag Hag. And I'm proud! So I've got a couple of ideas. NuyoRican Poetry Cafe on a Friday, which is really good. Ellis Island, to see how our ancestors got here. The Liberty Science Center, even though we aren't young it would be pretty cool. I was thinking of catching the Murakami Exhibit at the Bklyn Museum, my friend blogged about it and it seems like we'll enjoy it.
So if you people have any good ideas please let me know.

Gotta get off and get to those dishes!
=] This why I have a dishwasher!

ITS TIME FOR THE PERCULATOR

AHH I REMEMBER DOING THIS WHEN I WAS MAD YOUNG.

B4 I Knock Out.

I Love Subway Performers!
Really I Know Sometimes Its Like Annoying But She Was Not Moving One Bit.

april 20th.

I'M NOT GOING TO BE LIKE EVERY "POT HEAD " OUT THERE AND TALK ABOUT HOW MUCH I SMOKED.

but I am part jamaican and yes that part of my family practices the Rastafarian Movement.
so here it goes.

I smoked today for the first time in my life. With my older cousins to celebrate this "Holiday". & yes i felt connected body,mind and soul. And I learn so much today being that I am a catholic. I learned that their god is Jah. And the reason rastafarians smoke is to feel more connected with Jah. So yes I did feel the connection.

It happens that when I was taking a shower I basically collapsed. BC Being ME! I love to take everything in at one shot.
I've smoked to much and I feel as if I was on cloud nine and my head is going to explode.

So any who today was the slowest dayyyyyyy EVERRRR.
I was in the city for a while. I wanted to bring my dog out but he'll get tired of walking and i'll have to keep him in my purse the whole time. so yeah. basically i have work at 9am. I sorta want to call out but I cant!
and yeah I still feel like shit.

I Come From NJ

And Thank God I'm Not Like This.

The Return Of The Man Eater!

So the song below is a little soundtrack for this particular post.




Let me start from the beginning. Relationships and exes suck alot of male sex organs really! I'm not going to mention his name but I'm gonna let the ladies know; men are never sure of what they want! So this is me telling him FUCK YOU L***Y with this song! So I have realized FUCK MEN,RELATIONSHIPS and ALL THE BS. I have a feeling there is something good out there. And the time is not right. So for now I'm going to have fun, sit back, and enjoy the ride.

So yes I've been insanely working around the clock. This is not an easy job. I'm tired and I'm getting a little belly so I have decided
I'm going to go back to dancing, no not that stripper shit(get your minds out of the gutter). But I'm taking lyrical, jazz, and tap. Also to spice things up I have signed up for a burlesque class! Since I've been having this idea to have a burlesque theme 21st birthday, let me get into it now. NO! I'm not going to do no tassel twirls so dont get your hopes up!

So Hmm.
I've been chilling met someone new. The person is amazing we share the same EVERYTHING literally. Shes like the taller version of me minus puerto rican jamaican and filipino part. And I'm pretty upset because we didnt get to talk tonight. We have the most random conversations, and they really put the biggest smile on my face. I mean yeah I know I'm not ready to experiment with this new "thing" but I feel at the end its going to be worth it and hey if it doesnt work out we can always be good friends, RIGHT?

So I have been going through my diva phase. Thanks to the many gay men in my life. Its been Madonna, old school Janet, Mariah Carey. and them ladies that have that feel good women music. So yeah that means I'm steps closer to becoming a feminist. Hah!

So Today...
I love the way I dress I have people coming up to the front of the store since we had the doors opened because of this amazing weather. Any who random ladies would come in and ask what I was wearing. It was cute even though I've raided my moms old couture things and been going ebay crazy. Also buying things over seas I have a new current fave designer shes from the sixties and has that whole Andy Warhol Factory Girl feel to her outfits! I LOVE IT! I can practically convert euros in dollars in my head by now. Its Sick! I Know I Know!
Hung out with a couple friends today and yeah had fun.
I wonder what tomorrow has in store for me. I know I should be sleeping though. I have to open the store at 8am.
ugh.

Why John Roberts Is The Man!

I Can Not Get Enough Of This Man!

Notice His Doggy Purse and His Ice Cream Hoody



I Cant!

Me, A Housewife?

This man up top has become my newest best friend. Ever since Janet, my grandmother who doesn't like to be called Grandma or Abuelita, left I have to clean. So today I took a trip down to A&P and bought all this disinfecting shit because I have a little dog that has gotten use to going on his wee wee pad. So this fucking pad makes the whole damn house stink! Also we have the Isha whos sick and I can not afford to miss anymore days of school nor work.

So I cleaned the whole house from top to bottom. Damn my mother's house is a bitch to clean. All these little corners and nicks and nacks. I have counted in this household we have 27 picture frames let alone in the living room. She has 30 in the TV room. I mean how many pictures can she have of us at some party or taking our first steps really, but hey thats who she rolls and its pretty cute. 

Miguel, my amazing cousin came over today twice to find me cleaning, yelling at my dog, and also making pasta a la dominican style.  So yes the whole house is disinfected and I very happy I feel like something got accomplished today. I also started a new rule, people have to take their shoes off at the entrance. Why, because then dirt is all over the place and all that shit. Ugh! I bought a basket at Crate and Barrel so Shoes don't go missing. So yeah for a whole month I am the housewife.  I make dinner, clean the house, and Febreeze shit out of the place so it doesn't stink like Rusty.

Well I'm over and out gotta hit up the foodnetwork.com and figure out what I'm making tomorrow.  

Reality TV.

Its really starting to piss me off.

WHY? Because that shit is more faker than Pam Anderson's Boob Job.

At 1am I was watching Rock Of Love 2. Dont get me wrong I got a few laughs in but shit.

We got bitches crying over some guy. I dont understand! really I dont get the damn concept.

They funny thing is that Daisy when she starts sobbing put this little ugly face, but i think its funny.

My Exciting Weekend.

So. Lets see

My weekend was a good weekend.

Friday, got into some trouble, much trouble.

Saturday, worked from twelve to eight at night, and I made the store that MONEY!

Hah, I love my job. Its really exciting I'm glad I get to co-manage a store on fifth avenue also meeting new people and networking is always great. After work a good friend and me headed to Food Bar in Chelsea which had this beautiful man as out server, he was probably gay but he was a beautiful man. It was an interesting night full of laughter and jokes, but I was extremely tired. Also earlier that day there was a big purchased made. An RX330! We're all pretty excited in my household because we live in the fucking forest and in the winter it gets crazy with the snow and everyone knows my driveway can fit about 12 cars and its like a mountain its self. So yes enjoy the pictures up top.

Today we had sunday dinner at the Chart House. I love that place its in Weehawken New Jersey and its Amazing. I started with a mojito and by 8pm I had drank about 5 so yes I was feeling pretty nice by the time my Tomato Basil Chicken came. The desert was amazing by the way. I love creme brulee, the last time I had it was when I went to miami in the summer at some french restaurant so I was pretty excited when I saw it on the menu.

So yes I had a pretty good weekend with a nice dinner to wrap it up.

SHOESSSS!

So Before I knock out.

I have to just say.

FedEx came a knocking on my door this morning.

Good thing I didnt drag myself out of bed to attend my organic chemistry class 

because I would have missed it.

They were worth every penny!

Yes! They were!

My Guiseppe Zanotii Platform Peep Toe Wedges!

I ordered them about three weeks ago, and they finally came.

It had me wondering for awhile because I was about to call bluefly.com and yell at them about my missing shoes. But yes, for those who don't know me. I am a Shoe Crazy Person.

I do have my own closet for shoes and I am not afraid to admit it. Its a somewhat collection of mines, and go ahead and judge me fellas. But a girl can not have to many pairs of shoes.

So yes. Im not really into leopard print. Never really was. I never understood when gals wore the leopard print peep toe pumps from Steve Madden. But when I saw these I had to have them. 

They are still sitting pretty in the box and I'm not wearing them till a very big event happens to pop up so till then . . .

Just Let It Go

You know. People on This fucking world are all fucked up. 

I had an interesting conversation with a very good friend.

He brought sense into my life. As he went about talking about this book and its purpose I later noticed all the fights and arguments I have had with people are all because of pride and ego.

You know when your standing in line to do whatever the fuck your doing, if your at the register and your waiting to be seated at a restaurant. Have you ever noticed that person thats huffing and puffing because its taking to damn long. Or that person with the fucked up attitude. Yeah don't be a hypocrite about it because you do it too at times.

So yeah back to my conversation. Have you ever noticed you can make it better than putting yourself first sometimes. Yeah.Yeah.Yeah We hear it all the time, "Fuck it, I'ma Do Me!"

But really in the end do you really come out winning, its just really pride and ego.

Just to make you feel good. Make feel superior than the person that lost, when really it was just a game.

I've learned so much. Through friendships and fights. That she said he said bullshit. And all the times I talked shit about that person and said mean things. Really? Did I Ever come out winning. No I just felt happy for a couple of months and now I dont even remember what the fight or the predicament was about.

So yeah if we have few egos and pride and more people putting there guards down I think we wouldn't be as fucked up as we seem to be.

Hi, I'm Samantha and this is my first post.

Dedicated to Sean Patrick.